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Your sarcasm is noted and unappreciated. But since you asked (and if “got to the finals of the Kumite” isn’t good enough):
Shortcuts (***½) – Flawlessly crafted, Altman is working at the top of his game here. Still, the overly dramatic nature of some of the stories bring this down a notch compared to the more thematically restrained (and much better) Nashville.
Three and half stars!!! The same amount of stars you gave slumdog? Who are you? Flawlessly crafted indeed! How close was this movie to his actual short stories I ask you?
What did you think of the ICE PRINCESS? Didn’t you watch that after listening to Madonna’s new CD?
Why are you the way you are?
Ok…she was pretty hot…though she might have been overplaying things a bit 😉
the reason “within our gates” is such a mess is that the surviving print had been censored in each of the states that it had been exibited in. It helps to know what was missing.
I did hear that…sometimes I’m not so sure when people claim movies would have been brilliant if only you could see the original version (I really doubt adding even more footage to Metropolis would make it a tighter movie for instance).
And, I know that saying it was 5 years behind the times isn’t really fair either since it was made on such a low budget.
Gonna put this out there: Review the Underground Comedy Movie. You will hate it, but then you’ll realize you liked some parts of it… then you will hate yourself.
You missed “romantic comedy month” Shawn (July). I already hate myself after all those positive reviews…
I’m impressed . . . you actually did it. (I’ll have you know, I also had to clean my keyboard upon finding this, as I was in the middle of breakfast, and was not expecting to laugh quite that hard) 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it…as soon as I started Barbie Fairytopia I was like “Ugh…I’m not sure this is worth it for the joke!”
What will undoubtedly be your pick for movie of the year, Morning Glory, came out yesterday. I can only assume you skipped class to see the first showing.
Considering the awful things I’ve admitted in these reviews (like my somewhat positive New in Town review)…I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t kind of looking forward to watching Morning Glory…just like no one made me watch Twilight: Eclipse this month…
hmmm… didn’t you also watch short cuts? What did you think of that gem of a movie