For those who are unfamiliar with the website www.postsecret.com, it is ostensibly a website where people can write secrets that have been weighing on them onto a post card to be posted in a daily blog.  What it really is is a way for marginally talented college design students to make dramatic, yet trite pictures in illustrator to try to make it into the next www.postsecret.com book.

Well, I don’t have illustrator, but I do have photoshop and a whole lot of secrets.  This actually isn’t the first time the internets have been filled with Isley secrets.  A little while ago there was a very short lived second party website located at http://udontknowisley.livejournal.com/ that was full of all kinds of malicious misinformation.  But, since every item on the “Things you may not know about Isley” blog was patently untrue (except for the brief postings after my repeated successes at hacking the planet–or blog) I thought I’d set the record straight here.

So, without further ado, here are a few of my deepest, darkest secrets!  And since these are coming from the source, you can be sure they are all at least halfway true!

SECRET #1

 Even I get tired of all the walking in forests at times.

SECRET #2

I honestly thought I was listening to some cool underground pop when I first heard it.

SECRET #3

If I wanted to read a novel I would have grabbed a real book.

SECRET #4

And if I’m giggling it was definitely me.

SECRET #5

Not that Caddyshack isn’t its own kind of art film.

SECRET #6

Yes, I know how to use the internets.  And yes, that link is quite NSFW.

SECRET #7

 No really, it’s not that complicated and should take about 45 minutes.

SECRET #8

I mean I’m sure I so totally could, just not that time.

SECRET #9

I know it’s been explained to me many times…maybe a diagram would help?

SECRET #10

Because let’s be honest, who doesn’t love Stephenson stories?