Open letters written by the most pedantic man of all time.
Greetings from the blackest reaches of Ungoliant’s foetid etherwebs, it is I, Eugene Pendergrass, here again with a Middle-earth-sized missive […]
Hello Mythic Meats, Eugene Pendergrass here, you might know me from such pedantic protestations as AN OPEN LETTER TO WWW.ISLEYUNRUH.COM […]
Hello internet, it is I, Eugene Pendergrass, once again bulging above the interweb seas like a nightmare from the darkest […]
Thaur govannen Twitterverse, it is I, Eugene Pendergrass, here with the unfortunate news that I must direct one of my […]
Greetings producers of Doctor Who, and specifically the new showrunner Chris Chibnall. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from […]
Greetings Marvel Studios. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from my notorious open letters, the number of which is […]
Greetings ABC television network. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from such extraordinarily exasperated open letters as, “An Open Letter […]
Good afternoon The CW Television network. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from such unusually ferocious open letters as, […]
Good afternoon Isley Unruh. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may recognize me from such vituperatively vicious open letters as, “An Open […]
Aiya Peter Jackson. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may recognize me from such caustically choleric open letters as ”An Open Letter […]
