In this new feature, I will take classic heavy metal album covers (objectively classic, not the subjective stuff I make fun of in my other heavy metal album cover art feature), and see how they …
For those who haven't heard, Laura and I just had a baby girl. Born December 10th, she's happy, healthy, and just about perfect in every way, perfect right down to (if I do say so …
Circus, for those not familiar with it, is a song FULL of dichotomies--from its first words, Britney makes it clear that she views the world in binary terms: https://isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Britney-Spears-Circus-Lyrics.mp3 However, if there are only two types of …
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has played a fucking DELIGHTFUL mix of black metal and dirty-as-a-ballsack thrash for over thirty years, …
Fresh off his last adventure in Jamaica, James Bond is back for James Bond Picture Book II: From Russia with Love! This time around, Bond's gadgets are slightly improved over his previous "shoe hand," though …
Before one is fully able to appreciate heavy metal as a genre, one must first come to terms with the ridiculous imagery that is an integral part of the metal experience. Through some strange alchemical process, …
Let's start this post off with a solid "fuck you" to www.photobucket.com. For many bloggers during the Myspace years, Photobucket was the easiest free way to upload photos that you could link to from third …
It's no secret, if you've known me for more than a few days, that I'm a bit of a board gamer. Whether you are family, classmates, the lifters from the weight room, or my old …
In my younger days, you know, before I had a good job that I had to, like, take seriously, I worked a fair amount of customer service gigs. Which, considering my "the customer is only …
For those who haven't heard yet, I got married last month! Now, I know SOME dudes have a reputation for being all "whatever, weddings are lame, just plan it however you want, that's lady-stuff" attitude …