Manowar is like any other metal band...only more so. From their album covers to the lyrics they sing, Manowar oozes so much metal that SOME have claimed they veer into parodic territory. Thus, when it …
As I've said before, this feature is named Memes I Missed due to the fact that by the time a meme is popular enough to be featured on here, pretty much everyone will agree that …
In this new feature, I will take classic heavy metal album covers (objectively classic, not the subjective stuff I make fun of in my other heavy metal album cover art feature), and see how they …
For those who haven't heard, Laura and I just had a baby girl. Born December 10th, she's happy, healthy, and just about perfect in every way, perfect right down to (if I do say so …
Circus, for those not familiar with it, is a song FULL of dichotomies--from its first words, Britney makes it clear that she views the world in binary terms: https://isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Britney-Spears-Circus-Lyrics.mp3 However, if there are only two types of …
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has played a fucking DELIGHTFUL mix of black metal and dirty-as-a-ballsack thrash for over thirty years, …
Fresh off his last adventure in Jamaica, James Bond is back for James Bond Picture Book II: From Russia with Love! This time around, Bond's gadgets are slightly improved over his previous "shoe hand," though …
Before one is fully able to appreciate heavy metal as a genre, one must first come to terms with the ridiculous imagery that is an integral part of the metal experience. Through some strange alchemical process, …
Let's start this post off with a solid "fuck you" to www.photobucket.com. For many bloggers during the Myspace years, Photobucket was the easiest free way to upload photos that you could link to from third …
It's no secret, if you've known me for more than a few days, that I'm a bit of a board gamer. Whether you are family, classmates, the lifters from the weight room, or my old …