Descent into the Dungeons of Dread: DAY FOUR

I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send my nerd alter-ego Eugene Pendergrass in my place. The results were not pretty. This was day four: 10:36 AM – I must have…

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Descent into the Dungeons of Dread: DAY THREE

I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send my nerd alter-ego Eugene Pendergrass in my place. The results were not pretty. This was day three: 11:31 AM – I have awoken…

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Descent into the Dungeons of Dread: DAY TWO

I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send my nerd alter-ego Eugene Pendergrass in my place. The results were not pretty. This was day two: 9:43 AM – Sweet Crom…I…

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Descent into the Dungeons of Dread: DAY ONE

I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend.  Thus, I was forced to send my nerd alter-ego Eugene Pendergrass in my place. The results were not pretty. This is his report of day one: 5:40…

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Descent into the Dungeons of Dread: INTRODUCTION

Hello readers of www.isleyunruh.com.  Eugene Pendergrass here, you may remember me from such vituperative open letters as ”An Open Letter to the New York Times RE: Your woeful lack of fictional fact checking,” “An Open Letter to www.isleyunruh.com RE: Your “reevaluation” of The Lord of the Rings,” “An open letter to www.isleyunruh.com RE: The “Make…

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The most epic Dungeons and Dragons game of all time!

Hey everyone, Isley here.  No, not one of the many alter egos I adopt on this site (shout out to Chet, Khaine and the rest of them from Center Valley High–also shout out to my nerd open letter writing alter ego Eugene Pendergrass whom you will hear a lot more from later today), this time…

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