5 More Black Metal Cover Photo Cock Shots
In 2018 I did a post called “The Top 5 BEST Black Metal Cover Photo Cock Shots“–a tribute of sorts […]
Lists
My favorite and least favorite things, arranged in order.
The Top 5 Features of Classic Male Movie Actors that Give the Ick
Classic films were a product of a different time. Different fashion, different hair styles, and different attitudes towards casual misogyny. […]
Top 5 Best Eraser Brands to turn into dirty words
In the spirit of the start of the fall school semester, I thought I’d take a look at one small […]
Top 5 Best Bands with a “Goat” in their Name
There are a lot of things black metal bands love: monochromatic color schemes, renaissance fair cosplay, problematic immigration views…and an […]
The Top 5 Most Homoerotic NSBM Album Covers
The genre of Heavy Metal is absolutely no stranger to homoerotic album covers. For every album cover featuring an un-erotically […]
The Top 5 Best Black Metal Cover-photo Cock Shots
Black metal is a grim, hateful genre of music where misanthropy is celebrated above all else. In that spirit, today’s […]
Five More Signs That the Underground Metal Band You Are Listening to Might be Racist
It’s been four years since I last posted about some of the subtle ways underground metal bands can mark themselves […]
Britney Spears’ Top 20 Most Underrated Songs
Yesterday I had a hard time coming up with 5 overrated Britney Spears songs, today I had a hard time […]
The Top Five Most Overrated Britney Spears Songs
Today’s Britney Week post was very hard to write. When someone has the depth of catalog, consistency, and is as […]
The Top Five Best Gezol Crotch-shots from Sabbat Album Art
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has […]