Tales from Center Valley High
Jock Blog 5 – The Testicular Dive
From the pages of Goth Blog, here is the fifth installment of everyone’s favorite spinoff: Jock Blog 5 – The Testicular Dive! That’s right, more wacky adventures from Khaine’s jock older brother, Chet! (Warning, this is not for the weak stomached. I have culled knowledge gained from years of close contact with jocks in their natural habitat into what is actually…
Read MoreJock Blog 4.5 – Poo Blog
To those who stuck around for the whole Choir Class Spinoff Crossover Special, this is the post you’ve been waiting for. What, you didn’t think I’d do a crossover special without a jock blog did you? Well this isn’t just any Jock Blog, this is Jock Blog as told by Chet’s fecal-centric friend Chris. As…
Read MoreSnob Blog 4.5 – Authority Blog
Welcome to part two of my Choir Class Spinoff Crossover Special! Today we’ll take a look at what the plucky Ms. Kockenlocker had to say about what happened during the choir class chaos. Will we finally discover what all the flying paper was? Read on to find out ! Friday, November 17th…
Read MoreGoth Blog 4.5 – Pretty Princess Blog
Welcome to the first part of the Choir Class Spinoff Crossover Special! Today we’ll take a look at how Khaine’s younger sister Chloe saw things during the disastrous choir class. Will all the mysteries be revealed today? Or will you have to wait for the final two installments of the Choir Class Spinoff Crossover Special…
Read MoreGoth Blog 4 – Hey Little Sister
My very first foray into internet blogging was Goth Blog, the fake journal of a high school goth kid. And now, 5 years later, I figured it would be fitting to return to the land of Center Valley High and Goth Blog for my 200th post. However, this isn’t just a normal Goth Blog post,…
Read MoreSnob Blog 4 – The Slippery Floor
Once again, from the pages of Goth Blog comes the fourth part of everyone’s second favorite spin-off: SNOB Blog! Has that wacky high school English teacher who just wants the finer things in life…and for people to know he wants the finer things in life finally found love? Read on to find out! (Disclaimer: this is a…
Read MoreJock Blog 4 – Behind the Bathroom Door
From the pages of Goth Blog, here is the fourth installment of everyone’s favorite spinoff: Jock Blog 4 – Behind the Bathroom Door! That’s right, more wacky adventures from Khaine’s jock older brother, Chet! (Warning, this is not for the weak stomached. I have culled knowledge gained from years of close contact with jocks in their natural habitat into what…
Read MoreSnob Blog 3.5 – Fall Formal Crossover Special Part 3
Here we are at the final post of my GIANT-SIZED Fall Formal Crossover Special! I’m pretty sure everyone has guessed who our two streakers are, though if you missed the Jock Blog segment yesterday be sure to check it out if finding out way more than you ever wanted to know about the state of our Snobby English teacher…
Read MoreJock Blog 3.5 – Fall Formal Crossover Special Part 2
Exciting conclusion week continues with the second finale to the last three weeks worth of story lines! This time around we see what Khaine’s wacky older brother Chet has been up to. When we last left him he was determined to destroy the formal with his friend Dane and the help of a bunch of buckets of…
Read MoreGoth Blog 3.5 – Fall Formal Crossover Special Part 1
Here we are at my 100th blog post, which, if you only write one post a week (in a good month), kind of takes a while to get to! And it does seem like quite a while ago when I first sat down and wrote the post that would become Goth Blog 1, my very…
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