Rousing Tales from Isley’s Spirited Past
RTfISP 11: Operation Moses
All great pranks need a few key factors to achieve legendary status. Ridiculous Nathan Fielder levels of over-planning. Genuinely mystified reactions from your target as to just exactly how you managed to pull it off. And most importantly: getting away with it. Today’s prank has NONE of these qualities, but it does have the next…
Read MoreRTfISP 10: Yearbook Photobombing
I was never big on jumping through the “looks good on your college application” hoops in high school. I remember as a Freshman and Sophomore I kind of thought “ugh, everyone says I need to like join clubs or something…but oof.” And, after doing well on my standardized tests, I realized that maybe there were…
Read MoreTop 5 Best Eraser Brands to turn into dirty words
In the spirit of the start of the fall school semester, I thought I’d take a look at one small bright spot in what is otherwise a rather bleak trudge into adulthood. Nothing makes “listenin’ to some dipshit that doesn’t know what the hell he’s talkin’ about, anyway” more tolerable than finding ways to immaturely…
Read MoreRousing Tales from Isley’s Spirited Past 9: The Phantom Microwave Menace
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might better understand Isley’s special relationship with authority. In today’s rousing tale I discuss what happened the one and only night our…
Read MoreRousing Tales from Isley’s Spirited Past 8: The time I joined a hardcore punk band.
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. In today’s rousing tale I discuss my very first experience…
Read MoreRousing Tales from Isley’s Spirited Past 7 – My first and last graphic design job.
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. In today’s rousing tale I discuss my very first graphic…
Read MoreRousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 6 – The Float of Doom III
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. In today’s rousing tale I will finish my “Float of…
Read MoreRousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 5 – The Float of Doom I & II
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. In today’s rousing tale I shall be looking back at…
Read MoreRousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 4 – The Flaming Couch.
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. Today’s rousing tale is that old chestnut, the burning couch…
Read MoreRousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 3 – I said fuck on the bus.
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand Isley’s special relationship with authority just a little bit better. Today’s tale comes all from all the way back when…
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