Classic films were a product of a different time. Different fashion, different hair styles, and different attitudes towards casual misogyny. So, when attempting to critique the look of the men vying for our attention in …
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My favorite and least favorite things, arranged in order.
Top 5 Best Eraser Brands to turn into dirty words
August 31, 2021
In the spirit of the start of the fall school semester, I thought I'd take a look at one small bright spot in what is otherwise a rather bleak trudge into adulthood. Nothing makes "listenin' …
Top 5 Best Bands with a “Goat” in their Name
October 31, 2019
There are a lot of things black metal bands love: monochromatic color schemes, renaissance fair cosplay, problematic immigration views…and an almost fanatical devotion to J. R. R. Tolkien. However, one thing all black metal …
The Top 5 Most Homoerotic NSBM Album Covers
May 8, 2019
The genre of Heavy Metal is absolutely no stranger to homoerotic album covers. For every album cover featuring an un-erotically posed dragon or wizard, there are at least TWO covers featuring oiled-up, ridiculously over-muscled …
The Top 5 Best Black Metal Cover-photo Cock Shots
December 7, 2018
Black metal is a grim, hateful genre of music where misanthropy is celebrated above all else. In that spirit, today's post will examine those rarefied black metal bands who have committed to perpetrating that grimmest …
It's been four years since I last posted about some of the subtle ways underground metal bands can mark themselves as a racist band, and I'm finally back to add another installment (of what will …
Britney Spears’ Top 20 Most Underrated Songs
November 3, 2017
Yesterday I had a hard time coming up with 5 overrated Britney Spears songs, today I had a hard time keeping my list of underrated songs under 20. With 9 albums under her belt, Britney …
The Top Five Most Overrated Britney Spears Songs
November 2, 2017
Today's Britney Week post was very hard to write. When someone has the depth of catalog, consistency, and is as legendary as Britney Spears, it's gonna be tough to find any songs that are "overrated." …
The Top Five Best Gezol Crotch-shots from Sabbat Album Art
October 17, 2017
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has played a fucking DELIGHTFUL mix of black metal and dirty-as-a-ballsack thrash for over thirty years, …
Top 5 Ridiculous Things That Got Me Misty in the Last Year
March 21, 2017
Now, first of all, I am by no means claiming to possess anything close to John Wayne levels of tear duct control. However, I don't tend to cry at the usual things. The beginning of …