Posts about me, myself, and my personal life.
I don't make a lot of memes, but from time to time I find myself jumping on photoshop and whipping up some stupid shit. Usually it's initiated by some half-baked idea that will, at …
All great pranks need a few key factors to achieve legendary status. Ridiculous Nathan Fielder levels of over-planning. Genuinely mystified reactions from your target as to just exactly how you managed to pull …
Before I got a real (by which I mean, "more than part time") job...8 years ago, I had worked in the local public library for over a decade. I manned the reference desk, a …
It's New Year's Eve, and you know what that means. That means that it is the end of the month of December and I am once again scrambling to write a blog post after …
I was never big on jumping through the "looks good on your college application" hoops in high school. I remember as a Freshman and Sophomore I kind of thought "ugh, everyone says I need …
In the spirit of the start of the fall school semester, I thought I'd take a look at one small bright spot in what is otherwise a rather bleak trudge into adulthood. Nothing makes "listenin' …
I know, I know, the real blunder here is pursuing a graduate degree in the humanities, but if we move past the obvious, my time spent obtaining a masters degree in film was filled with …
Ten years ago today, I moved my thriving (for certain definitions of "thriving") Myspace blog over to the big-time: a real website. In honor of the occasion, I thought I'd revisit one of my most …
For those who haven't heard, Laura and I just had a baby girl. Born December 10th, she's happy, healthy, and just about perfect in every way, perfect right down to (if I do say so …
As any parent will tell you, most kids have too much stuff. However, they always want more, so I've started having Benny take pictures of the things he wants when we go to the store …