Music with guitars that have some bite.
2018 is winding down, but I'm just now getting around to posting my best metal of 2017 list. A combination of procrastination, a serious consideration of just shutting down the feature all together (due to …
Manilla Road is the single most epic band in all of heavy metal-a quality that earned them an automatic back-patch honor (the greatest of all metal honors) on my classic metal patch vest. Now, I …
It's been four years since I last posted about some of the subtle ways underground metal bands can mark themselves as a racist band, and I'm finally back to add another installment (of what will …
Manowar is like any other metal band...only more so. From their album covers to the lyrics they sing, Manowar oozes so much metal that SOME have claimed they veer into parodic territory. Thus, when it …
Recently, Brian and I decided to check out the new Judas Priest album, Firepower, and chat about our thoughts over Gchat as we listened. After we'd finished, I realized this might make a good feature …
In this new feature, I will take classic heavy metal album covers (objectively classic, not the subjective stuff I make fun of in my other heavy metal album cover art feature), and see how they …
As any new parent will tell you, getting your baby to sleep regularly is priority number one. However, even when your child doesn't need to eat, burp, or have a shit filled diaper removed, their …
Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. I don't even care about all the Jesus stuff, there's just a special feeling in the air no matter how lame and preachy the second verse of God …
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has played a fucking DELIGHTFUL mix of black metal and dirty-as-a-ballsack thrash for over thirty years, …
Memes are basically just in-jokes, references that people can feel special for "getting" as they endlessly scroll through Reddit in an attempt to fill the void in their soul. The most successful memes are accessible …