Open letters written by the most pedantic man of all time.
Hello Mythic Meats, Eugene Pendergrass here, you might know me from such pedantic protestations as AN OPEN LETTER TO WWW.ISLEYUNRUH.COM RE: YOUR COMICALLY INEPT ATTEMPTS AT FICTIONAL CARTOGRAPHY, AN OPEN LETTER TO PETER JACKSON RE: …
Hello internet, it is I, Eugene Pendergrass, once again bulging above the interweb seas like a nightmare from the darkest depths of HentaiHaven [RIP!] Only today, I bring not be-tentacled venom, but rather the potential …
Thaur govannen Twitterverse, it is I, Eugene Pendergrass, here with the unfortunate news that I must direct one of my inimitably inimical broadsides in your direction. Beware the splashback, this one could get messy, because, …
Greetings producers of Doctor Who, and specifically the new showrunner Chris Chibnall. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from my notorious open letters whose multitudes outnumber even the syllables in Raxacoricofallapatorius. You may not …
Greetings Marvel Studios. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from my notorious open letters, the number of which is legion. There are few fetid corners of "so-called" nerd culture which my open letter tendrils have yet …
Greetings ABC television network. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from such extraordinarily exasperated open letters as, "An Open Letter to The CW RE: Your imbecilic decision to cancel Arrow," “An Open Letter to www.isleyunruh.com RE: …
Good afternoon The CW Television network. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may know me from such unusually ferocious open letters as, "An Open Letter to www.isleyunruh.com RE: Your comically inept attempts at fictional cartography," “An Open …
Good afternoon Isley Unruh. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may recognize me from such vituperatively vicious open letters as, "An Open Letter to Peter Jackson RE: Restricting The Hobbit to Three Movies," "An Open Letter to …
Aiya Peter Jackson. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may recognize me from such caustically choleric open letters as ”An Open Letter to the New York Times RE: Your woeful lack of fictional fact checking,” “An Open …
I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send …