Open letters written by the most pedantic man of all time.
I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send …
I was recently asked to take part in an epic 50 hour long marathon game of Dungeons & Dragons in Washington DC. Sadly, I was not able to attend. Thus, I was forced to send …
Hello readers of www.isleyunruh.com. Eugene Pendergrass here, you may remember me from such vituperative open letters as ”An Open Letter to the New York Times RE: Your woeful lack of fictional fact checking,” “An Open …
Hello New York Times, I have a skeletal dragon sized bone to pick with you, and I care not for any feelings that may be hurt along the way. Who am I you ask? Well, you …
Well, well, well. Hello "Isley Unruh." We meet again, and not for the last time, I suspect. You might remember me from such venomously worded tirades as, “An open letter to www.isleyunruh.com RE: The “Make …
Hello "Isley Unruh"...if that IS your real name (the fact that it is such an obvious anagram for "He is Unruly" has not escaped me). Though we have never met in person, if you are half …
I shall dispense with the pleasantries today except for a quick introduction. So, hello Wizards of the Coast, I'm your worst nightmare--you might remember me from such rants as "An open letter to Wizards of the …
I like to think that I will someday meet the woman of my dreams. She will be everything I have always sought in the fairer sex, and our coupling will rival the epic fornication of Beren and …