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15 years ago, after heading back home to hang with the family over Christmas, I decided to have all the random movies I watched over break BATTLE TO THE DEATH in a brutal tournament to see which movie was the […]

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15 Lessons Learned in Cooking over the Last 15 Years
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A while back (15 years ago to be exact--I've been writing this blog for a bit) I did a post on the various lessons I'd learned in the kitchen over the previous year: Isley's cooking tips …

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Travels in Middle-earth 75: The Three-farthing Stone
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Long ago, in an Age of the Sun far removed from our own, our world was a place of enchantment and lure undreamed of to our current race of Men. However, not all of its …

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My Favorite Movies 77: (The Red Shoes, 1948)
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There are many movies "about" the creative process. Sometimes they can be indulgent ("key word here is 'indulgent'") self-referential films about making a film like Fellini's 8 1/2. Sometimes they can circle right …

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An Open Letter to Mythical Meats RE: Your Woefully Uninspired Fantasy Meat Sticks
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