While it may be astounding that some people still believe The Lord of the Rings is just a book, this is perhaps only to be expected what with the wealth of misinformation out there. What I would like to make clear here is not *that* The Lord of the Rings took place on the earth (a fact opposed only by holocaust deniers and people who think Crash was a great movie), but rather *when* The Lord of the Rings took place on earth.
First let us look at the most prevalent theory of The Lord of the Rings’ place in our prehistoric timeline, that is, the theory presented by its chronicler J.R.R. Tolkien himself. Tolkien has said little about his complete theory, only hinting that we are living in the beginning of the 7th age. Where then does this put the timeline of The Lord of the Rings? Assuming that each age ends with the fall of a tyrannical ruler/nation (as the 1st-3rd ages end), I would say that the following timeline is reasonable:
8055 BC – Beginning of the Third Age (the first age of the world as we now know it).
5034 BC – Beginning of the Fourth Age (following the fall of Sauron and the destruction of the one ring).
2018 BC – Beginning of the Fifth Age (following the fall of Sumer)
395 AD – Beginning of the Sixth Age (following the fall of the Roman Empire)
1945 AD – Beginning of the Seventh Age (following the fall of Nazi Germany)
Astute readers will notice that this puts about 10,000 years from the changing of the world from flat to round at the end of the second age. 10,000 years is also in keeping with the type of creationism that the devoutly religious Tolkien would have espoused. Perhaps he too fell upon the creationist crutch of “long years in the beginning” to explain such a relatively short time period for our earth. Either way, I see no way to reconcile Tolkien’s world with our own were we to use that timeline. Archaeological findings, modern science and geological evidence would all quickly refute any attempt to place the fall of Sauron and the Destruction of the One Ring anywhere near 5000 BC.
So where then shall we look? The answer I say lies back, way back. From maps of middle earth and geological reconstructions, the time period of The Lord of the Rings could only have existed in the late Triassic era, or around 200,000,000 BC. ‘But surely the book could not have taken place this long ago!’ you may say, but this was undoubtedly the time period.
The first and most obvious evidence for placing the book in this prehistoric time period is in the map evidence. The ancient Numenorian sailors were excellent mapmakers and their maps all clearly coincide with one and only one landmass: Pangaea before its split into Laurasia and Gondwanaland. Keep in mind this was a time when the earth had newly been made round and Valinor was no longer present in the physical realm (being only reachable by the mystical “straight road”) thus leaving only one land mass surrounded by a great super ocean Belegaer (or Panthalassa as it is called today). Even the hypothetical coastline of Pangaea matches the ancient maps of middle earth.
‘But what of the pleasing theory that Numenor was the lost land of Atlantis?’ you might say. That too can be reconciled. If we continue with our Pangaea theory then that would put Numenor off the Western Coast of South America at the end of the Second Age. Suddenly it becomes apparent that Atlantis and the even more legendary Pacific continent of Mu are positioned in the same place. This is the final proof that the two fabled lost continents of Mu and Atlantis were actually one and the same! At long last SCIENCE has solved that age old riddle!
Irrefutable map evidence is only half of the equation though. Our other nagging questions are: what became of the myriad other races of middle earth that are no longer with us, and how did the race of man fall from what appeared to be a thriving position at the beginning of the Fourth Age? Sadly these two events are catastrophically connected. If we continue with our Late Triassic era timeline it soon becomes apparent that even the hardiest of dwarven warriors and even the bravest of the Rohirrim could not hold out against a world wide extinction even that occurred 200 million years ago (the Triassic-Jurassic extinction event as it is called today) that wiped out about 20% of all marine families as well as most non-dinosaurian archosaurs, all humans, most therapsids, the last of the elves and dwarves, the last of the large amphibians and most Hobbits. The cause of this event is still mostly unknown, but recently some evidence has been retrieved from near the Triassic-Jurassic boundary suggesting that there was a rise in atmospheric CO2 and some researchers have suggested that the cause of this rise, and of the mass extinction itself, could have been a combination of volcanic CO2 outgassing and catastrophic dissociation of gas hydrate. But what would cause such a catastrophic volcanic event? Oh I don’t know, it couldn’t have had anything to do with some crazy hobbits throwing the last great magical ring of power into the depths of the most active volcano center on the planet could it!? If you play with fire, you should expect to get burned. If you throw a source of infinite evil and unlimited power into the fire, you should expect everyone to get burned. It seems to make perfect sense that the repercussions of the destruction of the One Ring had not fully been seen by the end of The Lord of the Rings.
So what are we left with at the end of this great destruction? Only the dragons (or dinosaurs as they are called today) with their jewel encrusted underbellies and natural love of all things firey were left standing and went on to rule the rest of the fourth age. Nearly all bipeds were wiped out condemned to not rise again for a couple hundred million years, while all evidence of the great civilizations built by man dwarf and elf were completely wiped out in the volcanic holocaust brought about by the destruction of the One Ring.
So the next time you catch yourself thinking that history starts with The Epic of Gilgamesh, you might want to keep in mind that there is an “epic” history of a time long before Gilgamesh, and it’s called The Lord of the Rings (now PROVEN by SCIENCE!)