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Finals Week Pop Quiz!

December 12, 2011

Hey everyone, welcome to finals week!  What’s that, you aren’t in college anymore?  You didn’t choose to avoid the real world by hiding in graduate school?  Well too bad, it’s finals week anyway!  So today, whether you are in school or not, I thought I’d bust out a very special www.isleyunruh.com pop quiz.  There are 25 questions that test various areas of your knowledge about this website.  Provided more than one person answers the quiz, there will be a SUPER SPECIAL SURPRIZE PRIZE for the winner!  If nothing else, consider this practice for all those final tests you are going to take this week!

Follow the instructions for each section and pick only one answer (when in doubt, pick the best answer, not necessarily the silliest).  Post your answers in the comment section to be eligible for the SUPER SPECIAL SURPRIZE PRIZE!  The correct answers will be posted Saturday morning, so get your answer submissions in before then!

 

EMBARRASSING MUSIC (THAT IS NOT METAL)

For the following 2 Xtina Aguilera songs, pick the answer choice that best expresses my own feelings about the song. Then answer a general knowledge question about Madonna.

1.) Genie in a Bottle:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Genie-In-A-Bottle.mp3
    a.) Isley loves it.
    b.) Isley loathes it.
    c.) Isley has no strong feelings about it.

2.) Come on Over:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Come-On-Over.mp3
    a.) Isley loves it.
    b.) Isley loathes it.
    c.) Isley has no strong feelings about it.

3.) What is the best song off of Madonna’s 2008 album Hard Candy?

    a.) Give it 2 Me
    b.) Incredible
    c.) Candy Shop
    d.) Miles Away
    e.) Dance 2night

METAL

Please identify whether or not the following 4 clips are thrash metal, death metal or black metal.  Then decipher the lyrics for the fifth clip.

4.) Clip 1:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Clip-1.mp3
    a.) thrash metal
    b.) death metal
    c.) black metal

5.) Clip 2:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Clip-2.mp3
    a.) thrash metal
    b.) death metal
    c.) black metal

6.) Clip 3:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Clip-3.mp3
    a.) thrash metal
    b.) death metal
    c.) black metal

7.) Clip 4:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Clip-4.mp3
    a.) thrash metal
    b.) death metal
    c.) black metal

8.) Guess the underground metal song lyrics:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lyrics.mp3
    a.) The demons wait/ For their lord/ Through the trees he comes/ To rule the demon horde/ Passing on his strength/ Of a thousand lost souls/ In eternal [editor’s note: I don’t know what the last two syllables are]
    b.) The demons hate/ Fuels their war/ Foul diseased Satan/ Will rule the she-man whores/ Pissing all his hate/ Of a thousand pained sores/ In eternal [editor’s note: I don’t know what the last two syllables are]
    c.) The women’s hate/ Further bore/ Two diseased hell sons/ To rule the demon whores/ Passing on their hate/ Of a thousand puss sores/ In eternal [editor’s note: I don’t know what the last two syllables are]

TALES FROM CENTER VALLEY HIGH

For the next 3 questions based on the series of blog posts set in the semi fictional high school “Center Valley High,” identify which stories were NOT based on real events from my life (again, choose only one answer per question).

9.) Jock blog:

    a.) A group of dudes communally shitting in a box for the purpose of mischief.
    b.) The “accidental” destruction of a anti-terrorism memorial during a tree heist gone wrong.
    c.) Mixing a bucket of catshit with rotten milk for the purpose of mischief.
    d.) Two dudes mashing their dickheads together for the purpose of not being gay.

10.) Goth Blog:

    a.) Recording a song on a recorder for the purposes of poetry accompaniment.
    b.) Not having anyone to play role playing games with in high school.
    c.) Writing poetry about that which once was.
    d.) Wearing corpse paint and enjoying it.

11.) Snob Blog:

    a.) Hijacking a Luc Besson movie party with a Robert Bresson movie.
    b.) Refusing to drink beer out of a plastic cup and using a shot glass instead.
    c.) Hearing Madonna on the radio for the first time and thinking it was underground pop.
    d.) Failing horribly at skating on a skating date.

World War II

Please answer the following 2 general knowledge questions about World War 2.

12.) Which of the following best describes Hitler’s decision to invade Russia on June 22, 1941.

    a.) A brilliant plan that should have succeeded.
    b.) A decent plan ruined by waiting too long into the summer to invade.
    c.) The best of the two equally poor options Hitler had at the time.
    d.) Hitler’s greatest blunder.

13.) What upset Hitler the most about the time someone farted in his bunker.

    a.) It smelled worse than one of his.
    b.) His suspicion that it was a shart.
    c.) The way it stung his eyes.
    d.) He was caught with his mouth open.

ARTS AND CRAFTS

Utilize your knowledge of arts and crafts to answer the following two questions.

14.) What was the last thing I intentionally folded out of origami?

    a.) Bahamut the dragon king from the Final Fantasy series.
    b.) A working internal combustion engine.
    c.) A wolverine.
    d.) A skull.
    e.) A Palantir.

15.) What is the best way to describe how one goes about the making of shit water?

    a.) With a french press coffee maker.
    b.) You take shit and you add water.
    c.) You take the water out of the back of an upper-deckered toilet.
    d.) You eat that 2 week old mousakka you found in the back of the refrigerator.
    e.) With a centrifuge.

ROMANTIC COMEDIES

The following 2 questions will test your knowledge of romantic comedies.

16.) Who is the best classic movie romantic comedy analog to Katherine Heigl?

    a.) Clara Bow
    b.) Irene Dunne
    c.) Doris Day
    d.) Judy Holliday
    e.) Katherine Hepburn

17.) What is the highest number of romantic comedies that I have watched in a single month?

    a.) 4
    b.) 8
    c.) 16
    d.) 32
    e.) All of the romantic comedies.

MOVIES

Use your general knowledge of film to answer the next 3 questions to the best of your ability.

18.) Of the following directors, who is the greatest?

    a.) Frederico Fellini
    b.) Jean-Luc Goddard
    c.) Akira Kurosawa
    d.) Troy Duffy
    e.) Howard Hawks

19.) Who is this man:

    a.) Tony Curtis
    b.) Rock Hudson
    c.) George Clooney
    d.) Cary Grant
    e.) John Wayne

20.) What could one not handle on strong acid?

    a.) Aliens.
    b.) The 1968 democratic convention.
    c.) The thought of all the people out there fucking right now.
    d.) A tombstone inscribed with “bent over.”
    e.) A one hour drum solo.

TOLKIEN

Please answer the following 2 questions based on the semi fictional land of Middle Earth to the best of your ability.

21.) How do you spell the name of the hobbit from The Hobbit?

    a.) Biblo
    b.) Bolbo
    c.) Bodo
    d.) Bilbo

22.) Starting at the Dagorlad, and assuming the Black Gate was closed, roughly how many leagues would it be for someone to walk (NOT climb) to Mount Doom?

    a.) 50
    b.) 150
    c.) 300
    d.) One does not simply walk into Mordor!

MISCELLANEOUS

The final 3 questions will test your knowledge of miscellaneous trivia.

23.) Which meme face best expresses my feelings about Zooey Deschanel’s new hit sitcom New Girl?

    1. a.) Fuuuuu:

    1. b.) Y U NO:

    1. c.) Me gusta:

    1. d.) RAGE:

    e.) All of the above.

24.) What does ASL stand for?

    a.) Age Sex Location
    b.) American Sign Language
    c.) Advanced Squad Leader
    d.) A Super-complicated Life-waster

25.) What is best in life?

    a.) The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
    b.) To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

Answer sheet to copy/paste into the comment section: 1.)   2.)   3.)   4.)   5.)   6.)   7.)   8.)   9.)   10.)   11.)   12.)   13.)   14.)   15.)   16.)   17.)   18.)   19.)   20.)   21.)   22.)   23.)   24.)   25.)

[additional note: After hearing that I am taking conditional personal requests as far as the surprize prizes go, some parties have expressed an interest in “owning this quiz.”  So, the competition may get a bit fierce–consider yourselves warned.]

[additional additional note: There is a “no takebacks” policy on answers if your comment has been up for more than 10 minutes before any attempt at corrections.]

[additional additional additional note: Feel free to cheat if you can.  The honor system is for pussies after all!  So google away!]

Answers can be found: HERE


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Scott
December 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm
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1.) a 2.) a 3.) there is no 3 [edit after adding a #3: d] 4.) a 5.) c 6.) b 7.) b 8.) a 9.) b 10.) c 11.) c 12.) b 13.) d 14.) d 15.) b 16.) b 17.) a 18.) a 19.) a 20.) a 21.) d 22.) d 23.) b 24.) c 25.) b



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Reply

Oops, just added a #3, I’ll add it to your answers.



Scott
December 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Reply

3) d



Chris
December 12, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Reply

1) A – I am basing this on nothing in particular
2) B – I am basing this on the fact that I am reasonably sure Elliott had a CD-R that was just Come On Over on repeat for 74 minutes and that is enough to turn anyone against the song.
3) C
4) A
5) C
6) B
7) C
8) A
9) D
10) B
11) A
12) B
13) D
14) D
15) B
16) C
17) C
18) E
19) B
20) D
21) D
22) D
23) A
24) All of the Above but usually C
25) B



Chris
December 12, 2011 at 4:37 pm
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Ha ha, my answer to #8 was A. Though black metal is pretty 8)



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Reply

Hah, true. Thrash is more \m/ (-_-) \m/. Not that either necessarily apply to #8.



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 6:30 pm
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Speaking of Elliot, she has claimed she is going to “own this quiz.” So, you know, be AWARE.



Brian
December 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm
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1.) A
2.) Major key, therefore B
3.) This seems to be quite obviously A, as I like it the best, and it’s the most Eurotrashy.
4.) A, thrash
5.) C, black
6.) B, death
7.) This is a vacuum cleaner played along with one or two black metal songs, so C
8.) A (What, no Lord Worm?)
9.) I want to say D, but for some reason I think that actually happened, so I’ll say A
10.) D
11.) A
12.) C
13.) D
14.) A
15.) A
16.) C
17.) I hope it’s not D, but I think it’s D
18.) B
19.) B
20.) C
21.) D
22.) B
23.) C
24.) C, though, let’s be real, also D
25.) B



Come on over
December 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm
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cooome on over baaaby. 74 minutes of bliss.



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Reply

I’ve edited out some of your comments so they don’t lead people either astray or to the correct answers. I’ll put them back in on Friday!



Danny
December 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm
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1.) A
2.) A
3.) A
4.) C
5.) C
6.) C
7.) C
8.) C
9.) D
10.) B
11.) A
12.) A
13.) D
14.) A
15.) A
16.) C
17.) D
18.) Steven Spielberg
19.) E
20.) C
21.) D
22.) B
23.) C
24.) A
25.) B



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Reply

Danny, this isn’t one of those tests where you just want to pick C for every answer. …OR IS IT???



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Reply

Also, I should disqualify you for your answer to 18.



Danny
December 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm
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1) I am offended that you question the validity of my answers

2) The director of Jurassic Jurassic Park, you must be kidding.



Isley Unruh
December 12, 2011 at 9:02 pm
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Ok, you have been un-disqualified for the nice troll attempt.



Shena
December 12, 2011 at 9:35 pm
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Without using the internet…I present my “oh fine I’ll take the stupid quiz. But it’s way too long. And I’m booooored.”

1.) a.
2.) b.
3.) d.
4.) c.
5.) b.
6.) b.
7.) a.
8.) a.
9.) d.
10.) d.
11.) d.
12.) d.
13.) d.
14.) e.
15.) d.
16.) c.
17.) d.
18.) b.
19.) b.
20.) e.
21.) d.
22.) d.
23.) e.
24.) c.
25.) b.



Danny
December 14, 2011 at 10:12 pm
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No takebacks, right?



Sweet Jonny B
December 16, 2011 at 8:58 am
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Yeah gawd this took forever.

1. a. 2. b. 3. e. 4. b. 5. c. 6. c. 7. c. 8 . a. 9. d. 10. b. 11. a. 12. d. 13. d. 14. a. 15. b. 16. a. 17. d. 18. e. 19. b. 20. e. 21. d. 22. d. 23. e. 24. c. 25. b.



Carol
December 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm
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1.) a 2.) b 3.) c 4.) a 5.)b 6.)c 7.)c 8.) b 9.)a 10.)d 11.)c 12.) a 13.)b 14.)b 15.)a 16.)c 17.)d 18.)b 19.)c 20.)c 21.) a 22.)d 23.) d 24.)d 25.)b …let me know if I did better than 25%!



kamielle
December 16, 2011 at 6:57 pm
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1.) a 2.) a 3.) a 4.) a 5.) c 6.) b 7.) c 8.) a 9.) d 10.) c 11.) a 12.) a 13.) a 14.) e 15.) d 16.) b 17.) c 18.) a 19.) e 20.) e 21.) d(and yes, I will bet you dishes for life) 22.) d 23.) a 24.) c 25.) b



Jessica
December 17, 2011 at 2:03 am
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Isley this sucked.

1.) a 2.) a 3.) a  4.) a 5.)c 6.) b 7.) c 8.) a 9.) d 10.) b 11.) d 12.) c 13.) d 14.) d 15.) b 16.) c 17.) c 18.) e 19.) b 20.) e 21.) d 22.) c 23.) e 24.) c 25.) b

Extra credit:
* 5 – The clip is Crushing the Scepter by Gorgoroth.
* 18 – Would be Rohmer if he was included, and maybe also with a second backup of John Huston.
* 20 – Double Keanu.



Carol
December 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm
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If I had had more time, I would have cheated by averaging everyone’s answers and the results would have been that I would have missed 4.

1 a
2 a
3 a
4 a
5 c
6 b
7 c
8 a
9 d
10 b
11 a
12 c
13 d
14 d
15 b
16 c
17 d
18 e
19 b
20 e
21 d
22 d
23 e
24 c
25 b

It was a much smarter way of taking the test without taking it, but I’d like to point out that statistically, I did as well as can be expected for guessing on every question: 6/25 = 24%



Isley Unruh
December 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm
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Hah, that’s a good idea…though I’m disappointed that everyone thinks I like Come on Over. Also, do we really want to get a probability discussion going here?



Carol
December 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm
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Okay, so statistically I did worse than theoretical, I got a 26% when statistically I should have gotten a 26.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333…



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