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Mid-month Metal Masterpiece 14: Manowar – Hail to England

April 15, 2011

Welcome back to Mid-Month Metal Masterpiece, where I discuss a different classic Thrash, Death, Black or just plain “Heavy” metal album on the 15th of each month. Of course, I’m an old school fellow, so don’t expect to see a lot of stuff post-1996 or so. Each installment will be accompanied by several short sound clips illustrating important sections of the album. Anyway, it was either this or a new Daily Metal Reviews section. Consider yourselves lucky I chose the path of moderation.

This month I’ll discuss Manowar’s totally awesome 1984 power metal classic Hail to England.  What? …you knew this day was coming!

I’ll admit, the metalhead Isley of 15 years ago never really thought much of Manowar or even power metal in general.  I mean, first of all, who wants to hear someone actually sing notes when they could scream or growl?  And who wants to hear slow melodic parts to songs? I mean, I grew out of that shit about the same time I realized “Fade to Black” wasn’t actually the best song on Ride the Lightning!  Well, I guess I’ve mellowed in my old age, because I’m here to say that Manowar (and power metal) is pretty much totally badass and/or sweet!

Power metal has elements of thrash, New Wave of British Heavy Metal, and plenty of POWER (of the epic sort).  It is also a vocalist centric type of metal, with a totally over the top operatic vocalist dominating the mix. Well, Manowar pretty much started the genre, and though their music is at times rather simplistic, they are still one of the best power metal bands out there.  They have quite a few great albums, but today’s pick, Hail to England is probably my favorite.

Just check out the opener “Blood of my Enemies,” one of the all time metal classics:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Blood-of-my-Enemies-opening.mp3

See what I said? You have a nice Thrash/NWoBHM mashup in sound there.  Pretty sweet stuff right?  So why did I stay away from Manowar for so long?  Well, let’s check out the chorus to the same song:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Blood-of-my-Enemies-Chorus.mp3

Oh yeah, the POWER!  I suppose I could see how a young Isley might close his “unholy black metal only” ears in the face of clean sung lyrics about strong winds and magic mists.  But I’m here to say that young Isley was a fool; the chorus is the best part of that song!  You can also see the final piece of our power metal puzzle there, the focus on the vocals (including vocalist Eric Adams’ awesome high pitched metal shrieks).  He really does do a lot of great vocal work, like this Always Sunny In Cincinnati “Dayman” style section from “Each Dawn I Die”:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Each-Dawn-I-Die.mp3

I’m not sure what “cat skin gloves” are, but Manowar somehow even makes them sound metal!

Hail to England has a lot of variation, the songs range from the fast and furious “Kill with Power”:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kill-with-Power.mp3

To the slow and epic “Bridge of Death”:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Bridge-of-Death.mp3

Gotta love the shout out to Lord Sathanas there.  Monster voices, bells, Satan–three essential elements for an epic metal song!

Another thing I love about Hail to England when compared to the rest of Manowar’s oeuvre is how it stays away from a more traditional heavy metal sound for the most part.  The closest they come is the song “Army of the Immortals”:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Army-of-the-Immortals.mp3

But even that is a lot more epic than stuff like the more typical heavy metal “All Men Play on 10” from their follow up album Sign of the Hammer.  Also, “Army of the Immortals” gets points for featuring three of Manowar’s most used lyrical catchphrases: “sound the call,”  “true metal” and “Into glory ride!”

Honestly, about the only song on the album I don’t much care for is the rather ridiculous piccolo bass solo.  I’ll let the song speak for itself:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Black-Arrows.mp3

Yeah, it goes on for about 3 minutes like that.  Bass player Joey Demaio writes all of Manowar’s songs, so I guess that means he gets to do a bass solo every few albums.  For what it’s worth, “Sting of the Bumblebee” from Kings of Metal is a better bass solo.

Speaking of solos, power metal bands love to solo, and almost a 3rd of every song is devoted to a guitar solo from “Ross the Boss.”  Fairly standard stuff for metal, though the guy undoubtedly has some chops (and is pretty good at phrasing his solos) as you can hear on this solo to the always awesome “Blood of my Enemies” (stick around after the solo for a bit more of that awesome chorus!):

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Blood-of-my-Enemies-solo.mp3

I think the title track best sums up Manowar’s strange appeal.  Simple, with ridiculous lyrics (ostensibly an apology song for canceling their English tour), and yet a totally catchy metal anthem nonetheless.  I will neither confirm nor deny that I sing along shouting “Hail, hail, to England!” when listening to this song in the privacy of my own home:

https://www.isleyunruh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Hail-to-England.mp3

Like I said, Manowar: totally badass and/or sweet!

Well, ok, maybe their wardrobe choices could be better:

Just your normal metal band…oiled up and ready to play!  What, should I have marked this post NSFW?

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Danny
April 16, 2011 at 10:41 am
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Its about time! Is ManOWar the most epic-sounding band ever? Well, if you think riding your steed into battle with chain mail glimmering to die a glorious death by steel is bad ass, then ManOWar is the most epic band ever. I’m sorry ManOWar had to rain on your Black Metal parade, Isley, but even you know power metal is king.



Brian
April 16, 2011 at 5:58 pm
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Ok, I guess this stuff isn’t all that bad. But a “masterpiece”? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



Jessica
April 21, 2011 at 9:27 am
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It took me a few days to get around to scrolling all the way to the bottom of this post, but I am so glad I finally did. Don’t bury the lead, Isley.

Damn. Does this mean I have to go back and actually read all the Minor Key Monday entries to check for pics of Beethoven in studded leather chaps/thong combos?



Isley Unruh
April 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm
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Hmm, now I’m tempted to start putting pictures of dudes in thongs in random Middle Earth Monday posts to increase readership.



Amy
April 26, 2011 at 9:19 am
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I’ll start reading them twice, especially with some peredhil candy shots.



Isley Unruh
April 26, 2011 at 8:34 pm
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lol, I need to start using the phrase “candy shots” more often.



Leonardo Bandeira
May 26, 2018 at 10:41 am
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The dude writes about this album and don’t even mention Kill With Power to prove how awesome it is! That’s how epic this album is.



    isley.unruh
    May 26, 2018 at 11:00 pm
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    I included a clip from”the fast and furious “Kill with Power””, but yes, that is the album’s “worst” song (not counting that ridiculous bass solo), and it still kicks ass.

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