In a rare fit of compassion I have decided to forgo the usual detailed post about stuff no one cares about for yet another famous Isley list. Enjoy this brief respite, because I’ve been slacking …
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Rousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 3 – I said fuck on the bus.
February 19, 2008
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand …
Rousing tales from Isley’s spirited past 2 – The Art Papers Incident.
February 18, 2008
Being a rambunctious sort, my past is full of tales of derring-do and mischievous insubordination. In this series I will examine specific instances of orneriness from my past so that you, the reader, might understand …
My top five farts of all time.
February 5, 2008
Maybe it's a guy thing, maybe it's an Isley thing, but farts are kind of hilarious. With that in mind, here are some of my favorite cases of the vapors from the past decade or …
Snob Blog 1 – Best laid plans undone.
January 6, 2008
Once again, from the pages of Goth Blog comes the spinoff everyone has been clamoring for: SNOB Blog! This time it is the wacky antics of the high school english teacher! He just wants the finer …
Kristmas Movie Watchin’ Kumite!
December 29, 2007
So, I watched the usual random assortment of movies over my Christmas break. Looking back, I realized that 8 of them naturally fell into pairs, both thematically and in that one was an old standard …
Jock Blog 1 – Boys just want to have fun!
December 19, 2007
From the pages of Goth Blog comes the spinoff everyone has been clamoring for: JOCK Blog! That’s right, you will now periodically be subjected to the wacky adventures of everyone’s favorite jock older brother, Chet! …
Goth Blog 2 – A Bittersweet Brew.
December 10, 2007
The Tales of Center Valley saga continues here with GOTH Blog 2! Look no further if you are int he mood for something rather silly that is full of black nail polish, nerdy references, capes, …
Nerd Dating – Advice for the rest of you!
November 13, 2007
Now, I know a lot of you are saying to yourselves: "What is this, Isley is giving dating advice for nerds? What could a cool cat like him possibly know about the subject?" Well, while …
OMG! It’s Isley fun facts!
August 10, 2007
In the interest of staff bonding, my place of employment has started creating MYSTERY EMPLOYEE displays in the staff lounge. Each week a different person's blurred out picture appears with a series of MYSTERY quotes …