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James Bond Picture Book I: Dr. No

November 9, 2012

While the Bond films, with their jet packs and suitcase airplanes, seem like the would already be pretty accessible to children, I recently discovered that they also lend themselves quite well to the children’s picture book format.  So, for those occasions when you don’t have the time to watch the full movie, I give you James Bond Picture Book 1: Dr. No!  Follow carefully picked screenshots of everyone’s favorite secret agent as he embarks on his very first adventure!  Enjoy all the intrigue, adventure, romance and drama of the Bond series in a concise picture book form!

It’s just too bad Bond is way too misogynistic, rapey, cruel, and murderous for anyone to even think about reading this series to actual children:




















































And yes, when I say “kiss” I mean it in the Gone With the Wind sense.

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Brian
November 9, 2012 at 5:43 pm
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I’m super jelly about Bond getting to kiss all those pretty girls. I’m also pretty jelly of that one dude’s lady sunglasses.



Moonshine
November 12, 2012 at 2:08 pm
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This was outstanding. With the three little girls at home I am quite well read on picture books, and this one was very well done. I am looking forward to the rest of the series.

Oh to have your kind of time on my hands…



Von Unruh
November 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm
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Pandora is going to love it!



Carol
February 15, 2013 at 2:13 pm
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Was the hardest part of this coming up with all the character’s names? I’m quite impressed.



Isley Unruh
February 15, 2013 at 10:58 pm
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Obviously you need to sprinkle some Bond movies in with all those rom coms you watch…all the names: straight from the movie. Yes, even “Pussfeller.”



Isley Unruh
February 15, 2013 at 11:02 pm
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Actually, I guess “pretty pantie lady” wasn’t in the movie, but it was implied.



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