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The Art of Trolling 2: Play Dumb
In my younger days, you know, before I had a good job that I had to, like, take seriously, I worked a fair amount of customer service gigs. Which, considering my “the customer is only right as long as they treat me with respect, dignity, and the appropriate amount of reverent deference” approach to customer…
Read MoreThe Glorious Return
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be site that was broken, The server again can you ping. Russian hackers might be the reason our democracy can no longer have nice things, but this website is one thing that they have been unable to completely ruin for…
Read MoreIO5M 18: The Top Five Most Embarrassing www.isleyunruh.com Email Leaks
Welcome back to my most infrequently occurring Monday feature! I’m speaking, of course, of Infrequently Occurring Fifth Monday (IO5M), where I come up with a new “top 5″ list on a quad-yearly basis. Though the widely publicized Sony hack has dominated the news lately, a far more serious bit of 1337 hacking has gone relatively…
Read MoreWe now return to our regular programming 2
It’s been over a year, but once again, www.isleyunruh.com was shut down due to internet maleficence. This time I was not shut down due to my own, alleged, forays into the high seas of copyright piracy, rather, I was shut down due to a far more insidious threat. That’s right, in a story that could…
Read MoreThe Art of Trolling 1: Phrozen gonna get PAID
Welcome to the start of a brand new www.isleyunruh.com series, “The Art of Trolling.” Here, in this semi-regular examination into the sordid world of online trolling, I will attempt to pass on the knowledge that I have gained from years of acting like a dick on the internet. I will warn you, these dark waters…
Read MoreWe now return to our regular programming
I have been BOMBARDED with emails over the past week, all frantically wanting to know why my website was down. Well, I’m sad to say that it was a simple matter of copyright infringement that felled the mighty beast that you all know and love as www.isleyunruh.com, and after jumping through all manner of hoops…
Read MoreIMM 15: Clearing up Memetic Confusion Via Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes
Welcome back to Internet Meme Monday! What is a meme you say? Well, as I understand it, a meme is similar to a gene, except instead of passing on genetic information it passes on cultural ideas. A meme can take many forms, from a catch phrase to a hand gesture, but the type of memes…
Read MoreIMM 14: Come at me bro! Jesus VS Thor edition!
Welcome back to Internet Meme Monday! What is a meme you say? Well, as I understand it, a meme is similar to a gene, except instead of passing on genetic information it passes on cultural ideas. A meme can take many forms, from a catch phrase to a hand gesture, but the type of memes…
Read MoreInternet Meme Monday 13: Ndamukong Suh stomping a baby seal
I’ve been meaning to bring Internet Meme Monday back in some form for a while now. I mean, after all, there will always be new memes, and thus I’ll always want to jump on the bandwagon and make my own versions of jokes that become tired after the first few hours of online existence. So…
Read MoreInternet Meme Monday 12: Hitler Smells a Fart
Welcome back to Internet Meme Monday! What is a meme you say? Well, as I understand it, a meme is similar to a gene, except instead of passing on genetic information it passes on cultural ideas. A meme can take many forms, from a catch phrase to a hand gesture, but the type of memes…
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