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My Favorite Movies 76: Fast Five (Justin Lin, 2011)
February 28, 2018
The Fast and Furious franchise has evolved over the last two decades from a testosterone-soaked fetishization of small-scale street racing to a testosterone-soaked fetishization of the joys of punching torpedoes into tanks. And, while the …
Benny Interprets Heavy Metal Cover Art 1: Rainbow – Rising
February 20, 2018
In this new feature, I will take classic heavy metal album covers (objectively classic, not the subjective stuff I make fun of in my other heavy metal album cover art feature), and see how they …
Minor Key Music 77: Mick Softley – Time Machine
February 19, 2018
It's no secret that I love me some folk music. My first exposure to folk music was pretty much every black metal fan's first exposure to folk music--via neofolk music. After bands like Death in …
Baby’s First Bedtime Black Metal Playlist
January 23, 2018
As any new parent will tell you, getting your baby to sleep regularly is priority number one. However, even when your child doesn't need to eat, burp, or have a shit filled diaper removed, their …
Mini Board Game Reviews 2
January 18, 2018
Here are some quick reviews of all the games I've been playing lately. You can also check out my full list of previously reviewed games HERE. I am using the following Board Game Geek rating guide …
Mini Movie Reviews 92 – (October, 2017 to December, 2017)
January 5, 2018
Welcome back to my Mini Movie Review feature, where I write a short review of every movie I’ve seen for the first time (or have yet to review!) You can see the full list of mini …
Blasphemy in Bethlehem: A Christmas Playlist
December 18, 2017
Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. I don't even care about all the Jesus stuff, there's just a special feeling in the air no matter how lame and preachy the second verse of God …
The Top 5 Worst Elvish Names I Considered for my Daughter
December 14, 2017
For those who haven't heard, Laura and I just had a baby girl. Born December 10th, she's happy, healthy, and just about perfect in every way, perfect right down to (if I do say so …
Mini Board Game Reviews 1
November 29, 2017
It's been a while since I've posted, but, it wasn't all recovery from Britney Week, I've actually been working on a new website feature! If you take a look at the menu bar under the …