I read many different types of books, but what I love to read the most is a truly badass book. From the day I first opened up an Edgar Rice Burroughs novel as a child, I was hooked on the […]
Sabbat is, quite simply, the greatest metal band of all time. Formed in Japan in the early 1980s, Sabbat has played a fucking DELIGHTFUL mix of black metal and dirty-as-a-ballsack thrash for over thirty years, …
Welcome back to my Mini Movie Review feature, where I write a short review of every movie I’ve seen for the first time (or have yet to review!) You can see the full list of mini …
Memes are basically just in-jokes, references that people can feel special for "getting" as they endlessly scroll through Reddit in an attempt to fill the void in their soul. The most successful memes are accessible …
Fresh off his last adventure in Jamaica, James Bond is back for James Bond Picture Book II: From Russia with Love! This time around, Bond's gadgets are slightly improved over his previous "shoe hand," though …
Frank Capra, for all his talents, is a problematic director. He has directed some of my all-time favorite films, and yet he has also some of my all-time most hated films--and often the differences between …
As any parent will tell you, most kids have too much stuff. However, they always want more, so I've started having Benny take pictures of the things he wants when we go to the store …
Welcome back to my Mini Movie Review feature, where I write a short review of every movie I’ve seen for the first time (or have yet to review!) You can see the full list of mini …
Before one is fully able to appreciate heavy metal as a genre, one must first come to terms with the ridiculous imagery that is an integral part of the metal experience. Through some strange alchemical process, …
Let's start this post off with a solid "fuck you" to www.photobucket.com. For many bloggers during the Myspace years, Photobucket was the easiest free way to upload photos that you could link to from third …