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Middle-earth Monday 55: The Swanfleet
July 27, 2014

Welcome back to everyone’s favorite www.isleyunruh.com Monday feature! Middle-earth being the land of enchantment and wonder that it is, each month I will use my love of fictional cartography to transport you to another time and place. So, why not […]

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Minor Key Monday 55: J.S. Bach – St. John Passion, Herr, unser Herrscher
July 21, 2014

I always have to stop myself when I say I like “all kinds of music”.  Because, honestly, that just isn’t true, there is really only one kind of music I like.  No, not [just] Black …

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Mid-month Metal Masterpiece 55: Sortilège – Sortilège (1983)
July 15, 2014

Though France is known for its filthy black metal, you don't hear as much about more traditional French "heavy metal" bands.  Still, they are out there, and Sortilège is one of the earliest and still the …

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My Favorite Movies 55: The Firemen’s Ball (Milos Forman, 1967)
July 14, 2014

Though the human race may be loathe to admit it, the desire to see the world burn is found within the hearts of more than just Batman villains.  Who hasn't experienced a small illicit thrill …

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Mailbag Monday 62: ALL NEW, now with actual reader questions!
July 7, 2014

Want to have your pressing questions answered by Isley Unruh himself? Send all queries HERE, and I will get to them as soon as I can on a future Mailbag Monday! The problem with a monthly …

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Congratulations to Jessica for submitting www.isleyunruh.com’s 2000th comment!
July 2, 2014

Hey everyone! It’s another www.isleyunruh.com party!  Once again, this website has hit a comment milestone, and I'm here to congratulate Jessica from www.ablogisatreat.com fame for being the lucky commenter!  [Cue confetti, drumline, break dancers, and …

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Monthly Movie Reviews – June, 2014
July 1, 2014

Here are some two sentence reviews of the movies I watched in June. Stats Movies watched – 8 Movies that were new to me – 5 Ratio of superhero movies to rom coms – 2:3 Monthly Masterpieces – It Happened …

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IO5M 16: The Top Five Parts of Your Food That Should Not Be Used in Your Cooking
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Minor Key Monday 54: Paul Oakenfold – Element 4
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