Dungeon Synth is the genre of music I’d like to think I’m better than, except I’m not. I mean, it’s basically the kind of music you make when you buy your first keyboard, click it over to “choral” and GO […]
I've talked previously about my decision to dive into the deep end of pro wrestling FAR later in life than most. If you really want to know why I decided to get really into …
All great pranks need a few key factors to achieve legendary status. Ridiculous Nathan Fielder levels of over-planning. Genuinely mystified reactions from your target as to just exactly how you managed to pull …
Before I got a real (by which I mean, "more than part time") job...8 years ago, I had worked in the local public library for over a decade. I manned the reference desk, a …
It's New Year's Eve, and you know what that means. That means that it is the end of the month of December and I am once again scrambling to write a blog post after …
I've talked before about how Games Workshop, despite the name, isn't great at designing "games." For all the work I put into my Warhammer armies, I'm not about to go recommend the actual game to …
Today's song isn't the first song I discovered through a heavy metal cover. However, unlike Gamma Ray's "It's a Sin," Sepultura's version of "The Hunt" was NOT the standout on its album. Sepultura …
Despite losing a bit of his underground allure over the last decade through a combination of a newly trendy fascination with his accent and working on a goddamn Star Wars tv show, acclaimed German filmmaker …
I've taken a closer look at the various ways the neo-Nazi black metal underground hides in plain sight before. For every band that has the word "aryan" in their name and a swastika in …
My Minor Key Monday picks mostly fall into three categories: weird shit I listened to as a kid, music used in movies, and youtube autoplay happy accidents. Today however I had a rare "heard …