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Cinema Scripture School 4: David and Bathsheba (Henry King, 1951)
May 31, 2022

Though I have no formal religious education, I have actually learned a fair bit about Christianity over the years, both via apophatic deduction applied to my metal collection, and, through cinema.  In this recurring series, I feature a classic biblical movie […]

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KOVID Movie-watching Kumite
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15 years ago, after heading back home to hang with the family over Christmas, I decided to have all the random movies I watched over break BATTLE TO THE DEATH in a brutal tournament to …

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15 Lessons Learned in Cooking over the Last 15 Years
March 30, 2022

A while back (15 years ago to be exact--I've been writing this blog for a bit) I did a post on the various lessons I'd learned in the kitchen over the previous year: Isley's cooking tips …

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Travels in Middle-earth 75: The Three-farthing Stone
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Long ago, in an Age of the Sun far removed from our own, our world was a place of enchantment and lure undreamed of to our current race of Men. However, not all of its …

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My Favorite Movies 77: The Red Shoes (Powell & Pressburger, 1948)
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There are many movies "about" the creative process. Sometimes they can be indulgent ("key word here is 'indulgent'") self-referential films about making a film like Fellini's 8 1/2. Sometimes they can circle right …

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An Open Letter to Mythical Meats RE: Your Woefully Uninspired Fantasy Meat Sticks
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Hello Mythic Meats, Eugene Pendergrass here, you might know me from such pedantic protestations as AN OPEN LETTER TO WWW.ISLEYUNRUH.COM RE: YOUR COMICALLY INEPT ATTEMPTS AT FICTIONAL CARTOGRAPHY, AN OPEN LETTER TO PETER JACKSON RE: …

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RTfISP 10: Yearbook Photobombing
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I was never big on jumping through the "looks good on your college application" hoops in high school. I remember as a Freshman and Sophomore I kind of thought "ugh, everyone says I need …

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Minor Key Monday 85: Boy Harsher – Pain
October 31, 2021

As the years go on and I descend further into the depths of problematically unlistenable problematic black metal in the search for something that can make me feel, I do, thankfully have a few non …

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Memes I Missed 21: Memeing my Family
September 30, 2021

If you have kids, you'll end up with a lot of pictures of those kids. 95% will need to be deleted whenever you get around to finally sorting through the 20,000 pictures on your …

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In the spirit of the start of the fall school semester, I thought I'd take a look at one small bright spot in what is otherwise a rather bleak trudge into adulthood. Nothing makes "listenin' …

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